Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
