i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
A bitchslap is in order.
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