it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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