The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
as a side note pls kill me
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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