she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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