Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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