just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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