so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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