They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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