Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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