I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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