i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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