Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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