Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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