So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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