Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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