I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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