I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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