this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween