yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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