I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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