Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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