never play flip cup with pint glasses
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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