The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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