Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Someone signed my nipple.
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