found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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