sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I cut my penus on the lid.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm like, not good at living.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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