Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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