i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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