Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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