is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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