im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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