Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(323): View more from California

Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

Fav 4 2574 931
share tweet
(909): View more from California

It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity

(909): View more from California

Something's gotta give!

Fav 23 898 1850
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

only if we run a train.

(1-214): View more from Texas

done.

Fav 7 3702 901
share tweet
(646): View more from New York

You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.

Fav 18 1773 3570
share tweet
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Read it at the TFLN blog
(201): View more from New Jersey

You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.

Fav 23 12047 1374
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.

Fav 3 2432 1164
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(770): View more from Georgia

Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.

Fav 9 2088 1329
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(859): View more from Kentucky

Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."

Fav 1 1028 538
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!

Fav 3 51 46
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT