Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.

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(410): View more from Maryland

If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�

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(714): View more from California

It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that

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(551): View more from New Jersey

His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch

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