My girlfriend figured out who you are.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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