Sry I called you an 8
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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