My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.