sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.