How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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