You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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