I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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