At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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