Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
