You're so nebulous sometimes
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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