hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
two words: eviction party
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
