the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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