guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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