Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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