Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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