yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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