Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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