Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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