i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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