that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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