But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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