You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just gift wrapped bread.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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