piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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